Here’s the deal. I have a 50-year old uncle who:
- Eats my food.
- Drinks my drink.
- Cooks only for himself when needed.
- Lays on the couch watching TV all the time.
- Works very casually.
- Pays not a cent towards bills, food or anything.
- Smokes outside my window.
He also plays the guitar.
I need to find him a new home. I will pay for all transport costs associated worldwide. Think I’m kidding? Try me. I just want him out of this house.
His name is Kym and he originally moved in here for “two days”. It’s been nearly three months. If you have a spare room and are willing to support him, then contact me at radar@frozenplague.net and I will arrange transport to your location for this leech.